You look like you’re constipated or something.
You look like you wanna get your ass kicked.
…I was just saying?
Whatever, dude. Not like she was ignoring me to text you. No offense.
Sucks bro. Sounds like a personal problem. :|
Is that a fact?
It is. I happen to know this girl who’ll be there who would give you a hug
I’m not though. I don’t even know what you sound like. I’m typing to you. It’s totally different. ‘Cause you like, read the words bro.
Dude. Dude dude dude. You’re like, pissed off vibe is ruining my happy vibe. It’s not cool man. Just like, breath.
Don’t fucking talk to me.
I totally resent that asshole statement. Sir Mohawk. Dude.
Yeah, I don’t give a fuck.
I’m good at avoiding fists. It’s okay.
Whatever, man. Just warning you.
Is this suppose to be a word of advice? Because I’m serious, I wasn’t being a dick. It was an observation. Admit it, dude has big hands!
But if it’s such a big deal about his hands and stuff, I’ll apologize or whatever.
Dude could probably crush you with his hands. I’ve been punched in the face by him more than once. You definitely don’t want that shit to happen.